Geben Sie mir Ihren Juden Gold! (zechs_marquise) wrote in finalxrating,
Geben Sie mir Ihren Juden Gold!

Uh. . Blitz off?

[ B a s i c ]
Name: For me to know, and you to never find out! Note: I shall eat anyone who reveals my name. Mwahahahaha!
Age: Sixteen.
Gender: Male.
Zodiac Sign: Not a clue.
Astro Sign: Either the middle finger, or Aquarius; take your pick.
Nationality: German / American Indian.
Foreign Languages? Why. . . Gee, I don't know!
Hobbies: Whackin' off to Goatse, masturbating in general, screwing with my computer, tricki ng people into looking at shock porn, being an asshole, trolling message boards, a bunch of other crap that I'm far too lazy to list at the moment.
Talents: I can spin "Laura" around in a circle.
Aspirations: I dunno.

[ F u r t h e r I n ]
Which magic or weapon and why: Magic's for pussies, but I tend to use my mechanical wang as a weapon, since it was converted to a Lightsaber by a Jedi.
Strengths: Too lazy to fill this part out.
Weaknesses: None, because, you know, I'm totally Hitler.
Likes: Goatse, Lemon Party, Tubgirl, Harlequin Fetus, your mom, et cetera.
Dislikes: Don't even get me started on that one. =p
What color do you assosciate with yourself and why: Hell if I know.
What animal do you assosciate with yourself and why: Horse. 'Cause I don't fuck horses; oh, Hell no! I make sweet love to them!
Bad habits: Too lazy to do this.
Describe yourself in 5 words: I. Am. Totally. Awesome. Hitler.

[ F a v o r i t e s & W h y ]
Animal: Horse, 'cause they're sexy.
Color: Black, I guess. I'm too lazy to come up with any reason for it, though.
Season: None.
Instrument: None.
Music: Anything that doesn't suck (by my standards, of course).
Element: *Shrugs.* Not a stinkin' clue.

[ E i t h e r O r & W h y ]
Nature or city: City, 'cause I can't stand being away from my computer for any long stretch of time.
Lead or follow: Hell if I know.
Dark or light: Not a bloody clue.
Night or day: Night. Too lazy to come up with a reason.
Shy or outgoing: Neither. I think.
Optimistic or pessimistic: In my case, I don't think either of those words are appropriate. O_o
Mature or immature: Contrary to popular belief, I am capable of being mature; I just don't like to, because being immature seems to piss people off a lot more.
Impulsive or cautious: A little of both, I suppose. Not sure why, though. o.o

[ A b o u t F F X ]
Favorite Aeon and why: Bahamut, because I also have a Dragon fetish.
Favorite Character and why: Not a clue.
Favorite Place in game and why: None.
Favorite Race and why: None.
Favorite Quote and why: I can't think of any right now. Perhaps later. o_O

Least favorite Aeon and why: Yojimbo, 'cause he's so bloody expensive and rarely useful.
Least favorite Character and why: Tidus, 'cause he's a whiney bastard (kinda like Raiden in MGS2).
Least favorite Place and why: *Shrugs.*
Least favorite Race and why: *Shrugs.*
Least favorite Quote and why: *Shrugs.*
Who do you relate with and why: I don't really make any effort to relate myself to any sort of videogame character. o_O

[ M i s c ]
Are there any other suggestions of questions/anything for us to add to this survey/community to make it better? If so, share!

None off the top of my head, although I do think the number of questions should be trimmed down. STALKERS!

[ A p p e a r a n c e ]
Please include 2 or 3 (Or more!) pictures of yourself. Try to skimp on the photo editing, please. Offensive/adult content will result in being removed permanently from finalxrating.
That's the only picture of myself that I'm able to find at the moment (and one of the few I even have on my hard drive, since I don't usually take pictures of myself). I'll edit this post when I find some more pictures.
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